‘Twas the month after Christmas, I looked through the house,
not a thing here was paid for, I felt like a louse.

The stockings were empty, my wallet was bare,
I didn’t have a dime and nobody cared.

On Visa! On Mastercard! On AMEX and Discover!
I even tried borrowing cash from my brother!

The mortgage was due and they all wanted money
You know something, friend, this wasn’t so funny!

I remembered I saw that ad a while back
No Quotas! No Stress! No Kidding! No Flack!

I got up the courage and jumped right on in,
and this year my wallet isn’t so thin!

Maybe you’ll make some changes now too?
Maybe you’re looking for something to do?

Maybe you’ll join us and set yourself free?
And become something you’ve always wanted to be?

Free of the bills and free of distress,
Partners to help you clean up your big mess!

Go now to the phone or computer keys
And quickly a team-mate of mine you shall be!

I’ll help you get going, I’ll lend you support,
This is one plan that shall not abort!

We’re all here to help you and teach you the tricks,
So NEXT year you won’t be in this very same fix!!

Send me your questions, or ask to speak to
people who were nervous, just like you.

I’ll give you your answers and do all I say,
Jump off that ol’ fence and join me today!

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