Hi everyone! This is one of those funny “forwards” and you may have seen it before but it sure is timely these days! One of the ladies at my E-Women Network meeting today shared this and I loved it! As we’ve been considering where and how to invest in our future, this is particularly timely! It sure gave me a giggle!! Enjoy…

Market Fluctuations

Helium was UP - Feathers were DOWN
Paper was stationary
Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading
Knives were up sharply
Cows seared into a bull market
Pencils lost a few points
Hiking equipment was trailing
Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline
Weights were up in heavy trading
Light switches were off
Mining equipment hit rock bottom
Diapers remained unchanged
Shipping lines stayed at an even keel
The market for raisins dried up
Coca Cola fizzled
Caterpillar stock inched up a bit
Sun peaked at midday
Balloon prices are inflated
Scott tissue touched a new bottom
AND batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market!